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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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Malexhe 0

FYL, but I still LMAO'd.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Mmmm....where does it say she ate her teeth???

wingedspiritus 0

Oh, my bad! Hahaha. I misread "it was okay to eat (it)" Okay. FHL. :x

Sokai_fml 0

My apologies then, I just read this comment after replying.

pingpongdj 0

ew and ouch. does the smell stay in for v.long or something? fyl anw. don't go back to that dentist (:

gelatinskeleton 0

it's not so much the smell that makes it a horrible experience as it is the intense burning from the stomach acid. but yeah, the smell does linger a bit more, especially if the food was more solid or not digested well. it's messy and disgusting. ):

grungecat 0

He got his teeth out meaning a dentist removed them. The doctor said it would be ok to eat, meaning eating food.

Charlie88 0

Make that "she".

Tubasaurus 0

Every time I vomit it comes out both my mouth and nose. It's no bueno.

morgs1 0

SPANGLISH :)

dirtyhippie 0

Dentists are Evil!! You have my sympathies OP My bad experience with having one wisdom tooth removed (which hurt enough thank-you) was that I drank water so cold it burned like fire O_o

fml__love 0

Oh my, FYL! I didn't even know that was possible.

redbluegreen 41

Uh...Gesundheit?

mudkip_fml 0

Thats ****** up, good luck.