Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
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Lotus_Eater 0
You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P
littlemuffet 0
Must be a Catholic school.
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Comments (147)
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
ugh, what is up with little kids nowadays?
lvl19virgin 0
A concerned call? Do you live in the south by chance
fishielover1124 12
Lmfao my mom did the same thing with her hair when I was in kindergarten and I told her she looked like a guy. At the time, I was little and didn't understand that I had hurt her feelings, but now I do and I kinda feel bad about it. Kids say the funniest things sometimes, even though they may hurt. Just remember, they're little and don't always completely understand that what they're saying isn't very nice :P
Kayla860 8
This is hilarious, sorry lol
ImTheAlpha 30
My school didn't give a shit when they found out my mom was a single mom, living in a trailer, whø just lost hat job. O.o So why would they bother?
kaileylovesyew 4
Mum, is that you? But seriously sonething just like that happened to my mum!
LarissaT18 18
Oh children...
JordanExile 8
This reminds me of when my little sister got new leather boots. My mom always called her letter boots "hooker boots". My little sister went to school and showed everyone her new "hooker boots", including her principal.
Madissoni 14
I have the same hair! ;)
sydstoomuch 19
Lmfao!!!!! This is gold!