Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
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Comments (152)
RedCamaro10 0
They do not! I would've hit you too.
HeartOfLead 24
Well then OP can send you and the jock mentioned in the FML a strongly worded and inappropriate describing the ingredients in each snack**sorry for the clichéd run-on sentence**. Snickers: Peanut butter & Chocolate Reeses PB Cups: Peanut butter & Chocolate
alexup24 13
snickers is such a try hard trying to mimic Reeses
clumsychik 1
But Reeses taste better. Your argument is invalid.
foolycooly910 5
its very true Reeses even has there on cereal wat now snickers
HolyPotato 9
Your spelling. Sigh.
cyK0tek 0
*their, *own, *what. I can't tell if it's a very common mistake, out of laziness, or just people are slowly losing their ability to spell.. :/
daviddupree 0
Where did you go to school??? Or did you even go?
rogue210 0
I'd punch you in the face for saying that too.
Meowingtons500 18
Stop over analyzing the chocolate OP.
mserrato 8
Da **** you talking 'bout they dont taste the same
lilypad7275 0
If your gonna keep insulting the Reese's then you may want to invest in a face mask :)
japtch 15
I'm American and your picture annoys the shit out of me.
2oc 5
Not sure why but this made me wonder, are there Reese's peanut butter cups poptarts?
TheDrifter 24
I don't know, but that would be awesome.
2oc 5
Yeah it would!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Not yet.
P374RD3D 9
Shut up and take my money!!!
Llama_Face89 34
I don't know but there should be!
ifoundalaska 11
I always get nightmares since getting my braces off of my teeth going all crazy wonky and me having to get them again. So fyl that sucks.
RoseCrystal 17
and you're not filing assault charges why?
perdix 31
Foodies used to be just old ladies and effeminate, gay men. Back in my day, it was safe to talk shit about one candy bar or another without getting your face rearranged.
Otarin 6
I can picture you using your walking stick to beat the kids off your lawn.
perdix 31
KIds, today! They're beating themselves off on my lawn -- flibbity-floo!