Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
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jchansfan 0
Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P
untoldfame 3
saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.
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Comments (73)
_adrenaline 0
YDI for losing your v-card to someone who A. Lives w/ Mom (unless she has health issues) and/or B. watches Disney Channel.
Azrael84_phd3 0
Damn, Yeah that's kinda Sick and Weird, I wouldn't be able to be around my younger Siblings when they watched TV
tori96 0
the only thing that bothers me in this one is that she lost her virginity at 20.
Stinatown 3
Why does that bother you? I waited until I was 20, and now, 2 years later, I'm glad I did.
Mifflicious 18
#50, what's the problem with that? Are you one of the disgusting people who go around and brag "I'M SO COOL I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHEN I WAS 12!" ? Seriously... Grow up a little.
rawwr95 0
i lost it to the song "sexual seduction" ... and no it wasnt a seduction it was pain... =[
casperbabyy 0
awhh i lost mine to "because i got high" it sucked :) least yours has better meaning to it lol not drugs :)
Dagu4591 0
Me toooooo. Only difference was that I was 16 then. And it was to Zack and Cody. You'll never forget.
how_to_implode 17
Hey, at least you lost it.
how_to_implode 17
I say this assuming you wanted to.
UrBadRomance 0
it could be worse.
foscblondie23 0
21 you reAlly shouldn't judge. I was 14 when I lost mine. am I a ***** too? and ydi I don't even **** with Disney channel in the back round