Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P
untoldfame 3
saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.
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Comments (73)
mmmmallory 0
I've lost it to worse.
bridgette5866 0
You're implying that you lost your virginity more than once. FYI, that's not possible. Just saying.
Bloodknight 22
You got the best of both worlds, ****** around gettin laid, while Disney channel played, You get the best of both worlds, you were havin some fun, secretly bangin the son...
ConnorMichelle 0
EPIC WIN!
Deadshot108 0
Niiiiice
ymcmb312 0
Hahahaha
nantucket12345 1
Oh my god!!!!!! You just made my day!!!!!
kingkash 0
you sure he wasn't pretending ur Venessa hudgens???
RingoStarrr 0
haha i laugh. x)
UWBeautyQueen12 0
I lost mine too when the Disney Channel was on lol. Monsters Inc. was the white noise in the background...
SoundlessSound 0
They're called standards. Look into getting some.
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI for saying "got it on."
darkblue_13 0
you are the one that agreed to do that though! You could have just said "not now, lets go somewhere else"
tipsy337 0
Omg quit your bitchin
cmac86 24
ydi for not waiting for marriage. and the right one. I hardly doubt he's the one if he's blaring Disney channel. does high school musical turn him on? ydi *****.
bug56 0
Nice. Forcing your beliefs on someone, do you guys do that because you think it makes you better than other people? She's not a *****, I don't know if you've experienced enough in life to know what a ***** is. Although she could have changed it if she wanted to, and she could have said let's do it somewhere else. On the whole sex before marriage thing. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Enjoy marrying someone you may or may not be completely sexually incompatible with. Who cares if your sex life is miserable and you're cold and lonely - at least you waited right? and there's always divorce. :D
Mifflicious 18
I agree with all what #22 said, and to #21... Are you a better person then, calling people *****? No one suffers if those has premarital sex, but if you go around calling people *****, I bet those people get kinda sad... And you might get sued :D Which you deserve for being a pathetic person.
CasCake96 3
She was twenty, obviously she waited a while.
nuttinick 0
ydi 4 having sex for the first time when you're 20