nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
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nightjay 21
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
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Comments (125)
SneakyDeath 15
"The best part of waking up is a ...."
moondoglou420 17
If you never have morning wood as a guy it's actually a sign of hormonal imbalance
Batfan94 3
I could understand this better if they referred to boners as"the Devil's wood", but otherwise...
waleedma 18
Your parents watch your dick?
Brightbulb 40
I spent some time in Ohio. If they are anything like the Southern Evangelical Baptists of my family I understand your pain. Don't let them make you ashamed of your body and its normal functions.
Bunnyluver 20
Maybe you should pester your parents/guardian while that are having "alone time".
wanderer_alone 8
You sinner
I_Am_The_Cold 19
I bet your face turns red when you exercise, you filthy ****.
Saikon1357 25
Eh, Ohio, not surprised
littlebuck84 12
Does your dad have a dick? And just tell them I wouldn't be her if dad didn't get a boner