nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
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nightjay 21
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
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Comments (125)
Texas125 12
Just gotta keep your head up. Pun intended too
HorrorJr 26
Life's hard
catanita 18
OOO you are hungry? You are grounded. In fact you are grounded for everything that is normal in this world.
VeryCreativeName 3
Next time you go to school, take them to a sex ed class...
wondermoose 28
Catholicism at its finest
PtCaboose 21
I am a native Ohioan and my parents don't do this, then again, they're Russian...
OhPuhleeze 23
Kudos to you for being able to maintain a boner while your mother sat beside you. Most people think of their mothers to make their boner die. PS: I said most people, some people get a boner thinking of their mom as some FML's have described in the past.
spirithound 13
Time to start getting yourself up in the morning without your mom's help... take that however you want...
FML_dude_117 8
damn, that must be.... hard
Beautymarked 12
Fyl, and your parents, man. :/