nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
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nightjay 21
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
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Comments (125)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If your parents grounded you for having a boner, I'm curious about what they would do if you had a wet dream and they somehow found out about it.
LevelupKid 8
What?!
H4H 15
Plot twist: OPs a girl
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
And she should really stop calling her boyfriend boner.
Colon_Man 17
Haha! 'Growing Pains'.
da_epic_failman 7
Damn, getting grounded for something you have no control over. ?
ThrottleJockey 36
Then how in the blue balled hell did they conceive YOU?!
samlovesham1234 9
What the actual ****?! Any sane person knows this is what happens to every dude on this planet!
duhitisme 9
How would they even know? Why are they so HARD-ON you? Try not spooning your mom in bed tonight
PrimalSeptimus 2
I am a parent, and I don't check out my son's dick when he wakes up. I know! Weird, right?
Kaylana_fml 31
Do you have a crucifix in your kitchen and a sister named Carrie? WTF, fyl indeed.
DoomedGemini 38
As others have said, it's totally natural. And it's really worrying you're being punished for it. When will people understand punishing kids for everything to do with sex is harmful and doesn't help anything?