nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
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nightjay 21
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
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motoikkyu 13
You'll probably end up having to find your own religious identity in this world because this has to be a "turn-off" regarding Catholicism. Good luck on your spiritual journey, we're all pulling for you!
mpalomba3 6
Were you naked or did you have pants on. Because as long as you weren't naked she didn't actually see your dick lol. Sucks either way tho
MrZed_fml 11
Having morning wood is completely normal! I don't think your mom did Sex Ed
bronz 15
This is pretty typical for an Ohio parent lol, I bet I could guess what city this is as well.
Tasha321 9
Well at lest now you have time to get rid of it..
ohthatpie 8
They probably thought you were dreaming of someone or something like that.
jvanevery 19
was this done by your mom? do you live in an extremely religious household come on the condition even has a name morning wood
taroschain 11
Butters Stotch, the teenage years.
Chancezing 3
Your parents are assholes
Perfectmew 5
This is why actual sex and reproductive education is important. They clearly have no idea how genitals work.