stupiddddddd
United Kingdom
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Whoisshe
Unknown number
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
crétin-crédule
Isle, France
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
jonas_93
Canada
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
mehdi-online
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
sofuckingembarassing.
United States
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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hotbabemagnet 0
Wish I've even got that far... :)
beardly 0
Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)
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lizzie447 0
WTF you are so pathetic. That is not even worth you posting that. Send a card to your grandma and get your fat ass over it.
_Noon_ 0
Dude, show a little respect. Who are you to judge whether or not this post is FML-worthy?
jjenniferr05 0
Lmao, grow up there love.
_Noon_ 0
I can understand that you're probably feeling stupid because it's your only achieve with guys so far. But just wait, maybe it'll turn out really well! Good luck calling him!
nonotme 0
You got a number and you're whining? STFU and GTFO, this shit is killing the site.
lottofee 0
i agree, i hate those fmls that wallow in self-pity when actually something good happend (okay, maybe the op thinks its to late or whatsoever, but something good just happend to you. stop saying **** my life and go for it!)
skullbuster 0
Well, maybe the number he gave her is 867-5309....
maddog_fml 0
I do not see why this a FML :? More like a YDI!! Unless it's a fake number. Good luck.
mendertorsel 0
I'm guessing if you're still using the concept of "getting further" you're probably still in grade school OP. You're fine.
Shyman4ever 0
Lololoololololololololololololololololol
brunoisbeast 0
That's legit.
proud_liberal 0
wow. you must be really ugly!!
hahayourlifesuks_fml 0
hello Kim :D Your life doesn't suck! Be happy, haha, go get your Weighton kid ;) xx love ya
fallenarchangel 0
What's XML?