Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
He's an idiot. That's for sure. Or afraid of you taking his place.
Exodiafinder687 58
Boss: Copy these forms for me. New Employee: Go **** yourself. Boss: You deserve a promotion!
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Comments (50)
JKPwnage 27
Because... Logic???
sulaymanf 5
This is one of those posts where I'm sure there's another side to this story that author is leaving out
Axel5238 29
Agreed, there something is being left out. Just because OP says they are doing everything doesn't mean they are doing it correctly which would be more likely since the boss complained they are untrustworthy . This needs a follow up.
sqwishy 2
Good ol' labour relations will fix that in a jiffy
grimpeeper 13
Yeah, don't be so helpful next time. Jeez.
nreed32 20
Wrongful Termination Lawsuit.
DaywalkerDoctor 8
Unlawful termination?
NicoSnowFlame 10
paranoid much?
lbanks_fml 10
Yeah, OK. I'm sure that's the whole story. SFB
Bragi 12
Like so many FMLs, this isn't about the incident in question. He doesn't like you was just looking for an excuse.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
that may have been one of the dumbest things I ever heard as an excuse to fire someone.
Mr23 9
Have you hear these: * We’ve decided we need to make a change. (Am I fired or do you want me to paint your office?) * We both know you aren't happy here, so down the road you’ll be glad this happened. (Why don't I decide if I'm happy or not?) or the ever popular * You know, The Economy. (Yes, we have tea every other Thursday) ? At least OPs boss is original.