Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
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604 11
My answer to that would be: #nope If he wants it delivered he can hire a courier. You're not on the payroll; don't get suckered into doing it!
moondoglou420 17
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Comments (40)
RedPillSucks 33
<p>Fired via text? That seems very unprofessional. You should verify it with HR.</p> <p>It's quite possible that someone was playing a really bad prank.</p>
RedPillSucks 33
<p>Fired via text? That seems very unprofessional. You should verify it with HR.</p> <p>It's quite possible that someone was playing a really bad prank.</p>
mikuxxhatsune 32
I wish! It's a small company though, there is no HR :(
stormy0307 16
If OP has to drive to the guys house to turn in the key, there probably isn't an HR department. The guy is likely CEO, CFO, HR, payroll, legal, and safety all rolled into one.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Pretty much. It was a piano company so one person owned the place, hired the teachers, did all the finance etc.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Pretty much. It was a piano company so one person owned the place, hired the teachers, did all the finance etc.
klaw14 4
<p>You should text back a photo of the key.</p>
Caedus27 15
<p>Mail the keys, and if he complains, tell him you would be glad to delvier the keys to him personally, if he foots your gas bill and pays you for your 3 hours spent on the drive. </p>
thespoiler502 5
Hell no, have him send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
katluvr 22
<p>I hope you mailed the key back. </p>
drancergdl 10
I wouldn't go either
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
try to send it to him via text...