Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
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604 11
My answer to that would be: #nope If he wants it delivered he can hire a courier. You're not on the payroll; don't get suckered into doing it!
moondoglou420 17
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Comments (40)
AmbrosiaFan 19
<p>OK more details are needed... if there are any. Not even day one and fired? How'd that happen?</p> <p> </p>
mikuxxhatsune 32
She decided I was too young, but told me to lie about my age. A few days later, she makes up some excuse about 'security' and 'not wanting new teachers'.
onceuponatime456 16
<p>Screw that, tell him if he wants his key, come get it!</p>
Anthony Didsbury 2
<p> reply back with "Yes I'll bring it back, who should I send the invoice to?" Then charge him a stupidly high fee as you would be a contractor. Make the SOB pay for what he's done.</p>
jcash52426 5
If you read the post the poster was hired but hadn't started the job so there would be no check to deduct money from
LoZelda123 20
And your ex boss better compensate you for the gas or come and get the key themselves. FYL OP
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Mail it certified but don't waste the time or gas.
BeachMammal 8
<p>You have no obligation to drive that far to return them. You have to give them back, but let him come for them, or pay you to return them.</p> <p> </p>
Kalhenwrath 13
Make him come get the key, then lose it.
cheshireau 26
I'd just mail it
CountZiggenpuss 7
Put the key in Certified Mail. Text them the proof it was sent. Ask for a Return Receipt so you have proof of delivery.