Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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my_fml_account 2
If you need daily calls for personal validation, you have bigger issues. Seek help, ma'am. YDI
1bored 0
Yea this isnt an FML if u wanted to talk to someone u could've Called someone! The phone works both ways!
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Comments (132)
crazyasianlady 0
Why do you rely on others for your happiness? YDI!
plethora 3
Repeat.
GothamKnight 0
I really think people are forgetting what the point of an fml is. Is your life totally F-cked because no one called you today? Really?
that_guy321 2
this sounds like it belongs on mylifeisaverage oh wait it is http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=105596
nightDREAMERms 6
Oh Wow. You're right. lol
orhlixyone 0
Oh that is so FML!!! Ha-HA-Ha-HA!!! Forget about the starving people in Africa who are in brink of death or the guy next door who slave his life a way to make his wife happy and live a luxurious life just to find out that she's sleeping with her x-bf for 21 years now. This is so much better! I feel your pain!!!
mobius8 0
Repeat, not an FML, and who the **** moderates these?
MecoTheDino 0
I thiink the FML was the fact that thiis person has no liife YDI FYL
zargon 1
I think the point is more that she has no life if this is a big deal to her. I'd really have to agree.
reddilocks 0
seriously shut up #41 asshole, its not that hard to get the ******* point. god there are so many dipshits online
zargon 1
That is *one* definition of 'a life', sure, but it's not the only one people use. Generally, when referring to that form of life, we prefix it with 'social'. Just plain 'a life', as in 'get a life', has several possible meanings and the one that makes most sense in this context is to stop obsessing over something stupid and silly. It also is the one that the original commenter was going for. But, no, surely *we* are the ones who are too stupid to follow simple logic.
orhlixyone 0
OP- I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!
xstaticdelta 6
that sucks
xstaticdelta 6
31/32 is an ass