Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0
Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.
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Comments (93)
morticia13 2
What an ass.
crack787 0
waohhh go get drunk it makes everything better
stepht91 0
uh im a little new to this. wat does OP mean? thanks
someguy42 2
Ha and they say women are more complicated than men
TheeBizEffect 0
Did he do good on the ACT
dustylee 0
Yo he's stupie cause I stright up need a back rub right now
howdmynosego 12
sorry op fyl. I don't think it was you I think he just needed to take a break from relationships
i_am_that_one 0
Bitch! Go find someone better!
CLW_fml 9
excuses excuses...
culinarydynasty 1
then u should come get wit me someone who will appreciate the little things u do +the sex will probably b better