Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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klonopin_ftw 0
Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.
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Comments (93)
iMagzzzy 0
I dont get it? Thats completely logical.
j_cat187 20
Yid for studying for the ACT. The SAT is more widely accepted
sseberly 11
Depends on what school your going into
grands138 4
Maybe you should do a little more studying... "Yid"?
jobsman99 0
Why don't you continue to gave NSA sex with him to reduce his stress level? That could work for both of you, you could still go find another boyfriend in the meantime.
daboar 5
same thing happened to me a couple years ago
PinkFun1969 9
What a jerk get rid of him.
turkishjew 0
Too late
fastaggierunr 0
Maybe you just didn't have enough sex. Should have tried blowing him more often or something.
leadman1989 16
Don't worry op he'll be like that other guy with the expired condoms. >:)
superguppy19 3
I met my first love in the ACT testing room
aparent3576 0
What an ass.
Bluemonster3 26
What an ass.