Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0
Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.
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Comments (93)
dangousity 21
Lol poor you, find a real man
BbqKirbyAnn 0
Gotta weed out the bad fish somehow...he just took hisself off the hook and let you try again.
rjh0306 0
sounds like he was using you.
jclee890 0
That's a lie.
manichimon 2
OP is best girlfriend ever, guy is three time champ for douche of the year awards.
lDobinho 1
maybe you were so into it you didnt realize he'd put a pkastic bag over your face because you're so DAMN ugly!! hahaha :-P
clxjames 0
Let me translate that for you: "I'm too stressed right now" = "The girl I have on the side is a keeper so now I'm trading up" True Story
FMLinCA 12
are you sure the sex was "awesome?" lol.
justmeh 0
Did he think the sex was awesome? Just saying...
jessieO 0
sounds like you are way too good for his ass and SO much better off