Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0
Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.
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Comments (93)
stevenmx86 8
Who says the sex was awesome for him?
XxKillerStormXx 13
Thanks Fu*cked up :( I'm sorry
chessypie 0
Wow l0l
datoismyname 22
At least you had good sex.
turkishjew 0
Not necaserily
RandomB 0
What a dick
turkishjew 0
That's what your mom said herpaderp herpaderp herpaderp
leadman1989 16
Better now than 20yrs, college debt, 4 kids, 3 grand kids, a mortgage, two auto loans, failed business ventures, bitter fighting, alcoholism, cheating... and someone's murder. That was really morbid.. Wtf is wrong with me? D:
MD_DILF 4
That is the way life ends up for most of us. In fact, remove the murder comment, add a kid and you have my life! Welcome to my world!!
leadman1989 16
Most funny yet depressing thing I've read all day. Don't give up the murders may still happen if you truly believe D: there i go again (too far) just don't know when to stop srry.
RawrNom 0
you just made me scared of leaving college lmao.
ibhim 0
I say he used you, he smashed and dashed it what it seems like to me. But you can do better I'm sure
kegley 4
You must not be very good looking..
turkishjew 0
Judgin by your pic, you dont have much talkin room
MrsLaferriere 0
The ACTs are taken in junior year. So..., you're having "really awesome sex" at 16-17? I'm pretty sure it wasn't really awesome. Just saying. But, on a more related note, you were probably causing more stress for him at that moment. It's not FYL or YDI. It's life, it happens. Get over it. He'll be back if he wants you back. If he doesn't, he won't be.
amans 3
like the second part but the first ...... you don't have to be a junior to take the act's lol
melmel2011 0
That's understandable