Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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klonopin_ftw 0
Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.
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Comments (93)
loserman67 36
I find sex to be a MAJOR stress reliver - everytime. So I think the sex wasn't as "awesome" as you make it out to be. "Oh damm it, I need to study but she won't leave me the **** alone. I guess I'll throw her a quick poke in the pocket to shut her the **** up. Can guys fake an ******?"
chelliejellie10 0
If he's studying for his ACTs he's too young to be having a serious gf anyway...sorry OP
kadiedlawrence 0
Since when is it your place to judge the age limit for a serious girlfriend?
sengwebb 0
I met my husband around that age and were serious then and still are.
Mach10 0
Since it got posted on FML--That's when
emmanizzer 6
You don't have to be in high school to take the ACT
nanahiwa 0
Lol cmon he found someone new guy code, dont bother bang his best friend
Kooppliii 8
We had ACT in school back in the days, it was the worst four lessons of my life!
wriptidez 0
so next time choose better .. hes cheating
leadman1989 16
Then why would he break up with her?
LinTurk 4
Probably to go be with the other girl.
kirbinator 0
if hes still taking an ACT hes too young for you
JustTuNice 0
new meaning for getting used for having good head
lebronsucks 3
Good he has his priorities straight.
cassyboo19 0
uhm, question... whos gonna build his tombstone?
neuf77 1
D O U C H B A G !!!
turkishjew 0
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