Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Teeth gang rise up
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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fleursauvage 0
I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.
loveydovey 0
i don't get this one :|
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IToldYouSo 0
I'd rather have braces for a few years than gross crooked teeth when I'm older! Besides, they're not that bad.
xMooMoox 0
This doesn't make any sense. You've been a handsome guy for two years (like after puberty)? You're going to keep them on for two years and are being sarcastic? You've been dating a handsome guy for two years? I swear some of these FML's could have been written by monkeys.
missrubyruby 0
I couldn't agree more.
baldfatman 0
I've had everything, from braces (twice), retainers, permenant retainers, rubber bands, and head gear, and still have two more years with my current set of braces. You'll be fine.
surfsteph 0
ha! i only had my braces for 11 months! hell ya! sorry that was rude...
lexxi_fml 0
um, nice grammar dip shit.
wolfpack5 0
haha
thatoneguy1812 0
Hahaha, # 16...
teh_ass 0
Wow...well then before braces your teeth must have been horrible. Not a FML.
pinkdottedbow 0
Your teeth don't have to be horrible for you to need braces.
chea_chea 0
I don't think this is an FML at all. Let me tell you a story...I've always hated having a gap in my front teeth. Every time i look at them, it reminds me of when I was horsing around and my brother tripped me on a set of concrete stairs destroying my first front teeth when I was really young. The second ones grew in with a gap, of course my brother's grew in perfectly straight. So I asked...yes, ASKED for braces when I was about 12 and my parents made up all sorts of excuses "You don't want to be called metal mouth, your teeth are fine, they're too expensive! etc." I took their word for it, and of course looking back I know they were just being cheap...over time this cheapness was all too common :P As soon as I establish myself enough and get some money together I'm strongly considering going on the invisalign program.
MakinBacon 0
That's nothing, I had braces for 8 years, from 4th grade all the way to my senior year of high school.
trecool999 0
My orthodontist said I needed my braces for 2 years and then needed a retainer for the same amount. Luckily for me, it's been a year and I am hopefully getting my braces off next session. Sucks for Americans though, no NHS =D.