Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I almost got attacked by a dog. The dog that occupies the same house as I do. The reason? He didn't recognize me because - get this - I was wearing a beanie. A hat made me unrecognizable to my dog. FML
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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lyndifluff 6
the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
shannonreneee 11
I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.
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Comments (161)
tr0llz0r 0
The poodle is a noble breed as long as you don't get it styled in such a way that reflects homosexuality in you. As far as it attacking you- you must give off a vibe that says you shouldn't be around. You are your poodle's bitch.
lyndifluff 6
lol. " you are your poodles bitch" I love it!
mygreenhoodie 0
she loves it
imnother 2
lmao #12
EvilPotato 15
you looked threatening
Euronova 0
Where's the 'I don't give a shit' option? Neither of your dilemmas seem FML-worthy. Many dogs occasionally attack their owners, poodles aren't normally security dogs, and unless you take your poodle to get groomed into a faggoty pink monstrosity with hairbows, your fragile masculinity is secure for the time being.
Irish702 0
Just tell them your gay that would explain it
jinxthejinx 0
Why?
cheezybob 0
wooooowwwww, get a real dog not a chew toy
im_awsome 2
agree with # 12 you are yur poddle's bitch !
im_awsome 2
correction poodle
onikage_666 0
poodles are cool, unless your oneof the idiots who shaves it like a ******* queer clown
Devin91 20
this isnt much of an FML in my opinion. so you have a poodle who cares?