Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer
DarthFurby 0
Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.
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Comments (160)
No_Life23 0
#16 If you're bad at sex, having a big dick isn't going to change that... :
genius_man16 1
#16 What the hell are you talking about? When did I ever say people were unsatisfied with how I have sex? I think you are making something up that isn't there.
genius_man16 1
#16 The entire point of my post was what you said. If you know how to use your dick (or don't) then it doesn't matter how big it is. Hence why his wife is superficial if she is serious (which i doubt)
FYourSEXLYFE 0
#20, your retardedness amazes me and #23 I am bad b/c my dick doesn't fit in the vag... if you know what I mean ;)
Estronza_Adriann 0
I Would Be Really Mad And Like Reported That Teacher.
lightbeam584 15
The post said nothing about teachers?
cough 0
send her a forward for getting her ****** tightened
0neiros 14
Wrong approach folks, Order the pills, get a big dick, and Saw that bitch in half. In fact you can use your monster dong to hit the wrong hole and tell her to quit complaining, it was her idea.
genius_man16 1
haha i like 0neiros' idea :P and i guess FYourSEXLYFE is a troll so i'll just leave him be
dawnie1001 0
I'd be dismissing a wife.
nuked 0
This is a Jimmy Carr joke..