Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Today, I had a blind date with someone who asked me for an evening out back on Valentine's Day. I was happy to have a date related to a special day. The catch: my date is a woman I know from work who has a crush on me. Should I feel good I agreed to time with another woman, or bad that it's my only date in 3 years? FML
Today, I keep trying to use the Meetup app to meet people, but life keeps trolling me, and every event I even attempt to join (all virtual so far) has been met with no social interaction. It feels like life keeps hammering in the idea that I should just sit in my room and atrophy away. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML
Today, It's Valentine's Day. I'm single and in college, where everyone is posting their S.O.s and going on dates. I'm intensely introverted and shy, and I have a crush but I'm way too scared to ever tell him, and I'm going to spend my evening alone studying organic chemistry. Honestly, I just feel nerdy and lonely. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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yennichan 0
I'm playing D&D on Valentines Day with friends...nothing bad bout that....(though my bf is in the group...so...)
Aeiou202 0
i would say something but i couldn't understand you so...
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Comments (50)
redbluegreen 41
There's nothing wrong with D&D, and Valentine's Day is overrated anyway. If you were with someone, you should be making your own special days, not one that's a set day that everyone celebrates. It's not like its Christmas.
jonchache 0
D&D Is fun for people who need an escape from reality.. But come on you should be pleasing another smart girl on that special day!!
Alumnus_Vitae 0
Who cares what you're doing with them. Hanging out with your buddies is a better way to spend a pointless, synthetic, commercial holiday than sitting at home drinking by yourself and posting whiney things on Facebook because society has convinced you that you are less of a person because you don't have a money-sink for the arbitrarily-assigned economic stimulus effort. You should volunteer to work that day. It's what I do. I have a girlfriend, I would just rather make money than lose it. Alternatively, if you are really lonely, find a party for singles. They're not hard to find.
blamdarot 0
^5
TheOtherNewest1 6
D&D and Valentine's Day both suck. And too people who are going to say "whoever says VD is stupid, probably has never had a girlfriend and is ugly and pathetic." You'd be right about being ugly, and maybe pathetic. But I have had a g/f for almost a year now, so don't give me that bullshit. Valentine's Day is just corporations trying to bank on romance.
v1knownaz_chris 0
rofl D&D. thats so very sad indeed. but i suppose thats just me thinking of the stereotype, but still lol
pompompom_fml 0
just found out what D&D means, both really worse
Soaringmuse 0
Wow that sucks. LOL. I play games but shit that is probably the nerdiest thing in existence. I'm hoping this is a made up FML.
threer 30
I was playing D&D on Valentine's Day. Why would it be made up? A lot of commenters said they were as well.
TheBrenster 2
Sure, make a lifestyle out of D
4toestatue 7
WTF what's happening with Valentine's day ppl... Usually I don't even know that is THE day but even if you know, if you don't have a partner it's just a regular day to enjoy playing D