Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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PaulB123 11
Well at least their love in forever. Don't lose hope though, Cupid still has time!
ChaosAngel17 14
Hey at least your family loves you!
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Comments (134)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So? My parents give me a Valentine's Day card and candy and some other goodies every year. I'm grateful for it, and you should be too. Your life isn't over just because your parents care about you and you don't have a boyfriend. People have stupid priorities these days...
A7x4REVer 3
"Today, I figured out my parents actually care about me. FML" Quit your bitching OP, be happy your parents actually care about you
Purple_Octopus 4
Aww. At least your parents remember you tho.
Euronymous93 29
YDI for thinking it was from your ex. You kind of set yourself up for disappointment there, OP.