Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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PaulB123 11
Well at least their love in forever. Don't lose hope though, Cupid still has time!
ChaosAngel17 14
Hey at least your family loves you!
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Comments (134)
perdix 31
They might be inviting her to the world's most disturbing threesome! Even I'm offended! I'd thumb myself down, but I've stuck them in my eyes trying to erase the image!
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Sir, you are an asshat. Why would you even say something like that, considering it is a sweet gesture from her parents before Valentine's day? Keep your thoughts to yourself if you really must think something so disturbing, vile, and immature. People like you are the reason our generation disregards reason.
GoW_Chick 15
Haha, it's perdix this isn't even one of his bad comments, actually this is pg compared to others I read, how about you learn to take a joke and laugh a little, because it sounds like you may need it.
perdix 31
#49, That's a total non-sequitur. Who sends Valentine's Day cards two weeks early? Maybe you give a Valentine to a little girl, but when she's old enough to have boyfriends, parents need to back the **** off.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Okay, I'll admit, that was a little extreme. Maybe I need to take my PMS elsewhere instead of insulting random commenters on FML. My appologies!
perdix 31
Apology accepted. I'm sorry you are not feeling your best. I'll even let it slide that you called me a "random commenter." ;)
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Haha sorry Perdix! You are not an asshat, I promise!
Burrito_Time 5
Don't get your hopes up next time !!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, let's be emotionless whenever something good happens. (sarcasm)
SamCat 21
At least you'll have your parents for support, I was summoned to jury duty on this valentines day.
amanda_447 0
Thats soo sweet! You should call your parents and thank them.
babigyrlle 0
Valentines day is not ONLY for feb 14...you'll meet someone else
larsindrumzxx 0
Don't get your hopes up too early, idiot.. lol
HannahWho 8
I take it he broke up with you since you thought he would send you a card to get back together. 1. It is awesome your parents care enough to send you a card. While breaking up with your boyfriend is hard, depending on the length of time or the strength of the emotions, don't let it blind you to the things you do have. You have parents who seem to care and you have other great things going on in your life. Take time to mourn the relationship but don't hold your breathe waiting for him to crawl back. It is probably for the best and when you are done with mourning for what was you can start focusing on what will be. If you got one awesome guy you can get another. 2. Don't let one holiday make you feel like shit. A lot of people spend them alone.
ButterFly85 0
Aww ???? hope u feel better!
LilKriminal 0
Dont you mean ur ex?
Egao_fml 8
So basically, "My parents love me, FML"?