Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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firebird94 0
why the hell would you do that? its like if you're on line at 7-11 and another person asks you if they sell pepsi and you lecture them on how much you love pepsi because it tastes good.
veganphotog 0
Gushing message?
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Comments (58)
WonderBlunder 0
She: Is xxx by any chance your bf? You: Ohh my god yes!!! He's such a lovely guy, I love him soooo much.. We always hang out down the pier, and he blushes when I kiss, I think that's cute.. ohh.. did I tell you how lovely is xxx?? god, I can't imagine my life without xxx.. oh, and who are you btw??
Flutist 3
I am Ralph, his pedicurist... he was supposed to be my boyfriend...bitch!
mekeskidi_fml 0
Being blonde explained why she was so easily bedazzled by her boyfriend.
sandrasavage 0
Lmfao!
Wet_Dream 0
the problem is.. you loveee bad boys!
jchansfan 0
Not all manhoes are bad boys. In fact the way she gushed about hoe much he cared about her and treated her so well, he sounds more like a preppy kid/jock type. Bad boys aren't reknown for treating their partners particularly well, quite the opposite at times.
irregularhunterz 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=6eu2pqru5cqkw7ezrea67z1iym29nu
rosemary_fml 5
eh. he's a cheater but treats you well. id rather be with someone like that than someone faithful who is an asshole.
jchansfan 0
Being a cheater makes you an asshole. A faithful asshole cares about you enough to stand by you, where as a cheater would leave you fairly easily odds are. Though really, those are two or the worst options out there. Most people can do a lot better.
Ligerie 0
Wtf? Am I reading this right?
Mata_Hari 0
Uh. When you're cheating on someone who you're in a relationship with, you're not treating them well. Shows the lack of respect you have towards the other person and for the relationship itself.
Harpy20 24
Wow, I'd like to see you in a relationship like that, then see what you think.
nemcali 34
We don't know if he cheated on her though. He could have had the choice between 2 girls and pick OP or have I been too naive here?
lebrockshard 10
# 21 why the low standards... i bet you can find someone who's faithful and treats you well!!!
confizzled 0
Maybe she just said that because you annoyed her by that way you were like "OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!HE'S SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND HE TREATS ME SOOOOO WELL". 'Cause if that were me, I'd have said some shit about him just because people like that are annoying.
LikeOhMahGoose 0
What's wrong with gushing messages? Haven't you ever been like so happy that you wanna share it with everyone? Well whatever you and that other girl should egg his house and put cereal on his lawn and turn the sprinklers on :3
captaincanoe 0
I have a interesting take on this. The way the girl worded by saying "he was suppose to be my boyfriend too" maybe she had been flirting with him for a while and thought that he liked her only for him to start dating the OP and it was more the girl confirming her worst fears that he was taken.
darkblue_13 0
no one wants to hear you gush, she just asked you a simple question
xcrashxloved 0
Well youre obviously single then q:
eliz3 0
You sound like one of those incredibly irritating girls that think the whole universe wants to know how perfect your relationship is.