Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my alarm turned itself off, leading to me sleeping in and showing up to work two hours late. Throughout the day, I kept on fumbling my words because my job requires me to speak mostly in my second language rather than my first, and I'm not great at it. On my way home from work, I backed into a pole with my car. FML
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
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Top comments
betamaxjim92 0
you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?
badbunny 0
you must be wide bottomed.
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Comments (51)
MEGHEADASAURAUS 0
How can your hip leave a dent into the car? You must've thrown yourself at full force into it or something :l
ColdGold 6
It's easy to dent a car with you hip. You don't even have to be huge to do it.
Ferala 0
exactly I weigh 105 lbs and have dented a car
zelly05 0
u must have some iron like hip!!
glitterbabe224 0
if you can dent a car with your hip, you deserve it.
NickK49 0
Look out! It's backing up! BEEP BEEP BEEP!
wafflesgirl24 0
wow.. you either have very strong hips or are very wide either way poor you :(
fallen10 3
ouch
zebrapattern 6
is your car made of tin foil?
blinksmilewink 23
HIPS OF STEEL!
cooldude77 10
Your hips dont lie!