Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my alarm turned itself off, leading to me sleeping in and showing up to work two hours late. Throughout the day, I kept on fumbling my words because my job requires me to speak mostly in my second language rather than my first, and I'm not great at it. On my way home from work, I backed into a pole with my car. FML
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
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Top comments
betamaxjim92 0
you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?
badbunny 0
you must be wide bottomed.
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Comments (51)
driedpeaches 0
just pop it back out..
DecayDance_fml 0
your hips left a dent in a car? woa...
Slinky690 0
#21. FTW
NotJesse 0
Hippo hips
nikerush2 0
Way to go thunder thighs! :)
capthavoc123 0
You deserve it for getting a car alarm. Those things are useless because nobody checks on them anymore.
immastarr 0
haha this made my day. ill bet u this was a ****** jap car. that y it dented so easily! buy chevys bitches!!
potentpotable 0
LMAO wow so dumb. How do hicks like you even get internet out in the boonies?? Hey guess what? Bumpers are designed to crumple easily for safety reasons. But I guess you probably don't believe in wearing seat belts, so it's irrelevant. Have fun driving in your government-owned POS Chevy that has a worse resale value than a burnt down house owned by a pedophile.
haweb 0
I don't think we're talking about the bumper of the car?
immastarr 0
u kno wat??! i WILL and youll seee me passin u up in ur rice burner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN AMERICA SO BUY AMERICAN!!!!
SekC 0
So you bumped your car with your hip... And left a dent? How the **** much do you weigh fatass? Holy shit. I bump my car with my hip and it bumps back. Either lose some ******* weight or I declare a fake. Oh and #30 stfu lol. Yeah bumpers are designed to crumple easily. But thats under the circumstance of another car hitting your bumper. in no way should a bumper be dented by someone's hip hitting it. Something tells me you're the hick, or just a retarded person trying to score points with people online.
taybaby18 0
haha what are you like a woman of steel? i declare a fake m'dear ;)
Music131 0
Did you buy your car at wal mart? how did you leave a dent by bumping into it?!