Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "**** YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.
cantfightfate 0
and who the hell gets their arms waxed? lol
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Comments (196)
ImFreeFalling 0
Wax/shave your arm? I mean ew dude. YDI!
noncom 12
how did he deserve it ...if op was a boy then boys dont shave their arms
missrawrzy 0
girls don't even shave their arms...
pinkdottedbow 0
Agree with 215.
scooby_TAZ 0
I won't tell you to shave, OP. Real men don't shave their arms. Rather, let her pet it, that way she can't say it isn't hair. (:
bluekiwi_fml 0
hahhaa 11
TaylorRawrr 0
thats nasty. shave your arms.
varkey 7
nasty, you should trim that but you should appeal this decision, that really sucks. go to the principal
timelesshour 0
So easy a caveman can do it... xD
DAN7IEL 2
it woulda been worse If u were a girl
lilpapa131 2
FAKE!!!!!!!!
flossybaben 0
you can dye them a lighter colour but shaving them would be better
missrawrzy 0
i hav 3 questions 1:how did u get a math test back on a saturday? 2:how could u write the answers to a MATH test on your arm? and 3:how could ur teatcher mistake hair on ur arm for numbers?
5t3ff1k4h 47
1. This FML could have been from yesterday. Also, since there are different time zones, wherever you are may be ahead of wherever OP is. 2. Pen. Duh. 3. Distance. Looking at it from a distance, depending on how the hair lies, could easily be a reason why the teacher mistook it for writing. Also: I*, have*, questions.*, How*, you*, Saturday?*, How*, you*, math* (no need for capitals; you can write the answers the same way you would any other test), How*, your*, teacher*, and your*. Maybe you should take the indirect advice from this FML and write the answers on your arm for your next English test...
missrawrzy 0
What i'm saying is that you couldn't write the answers to a math test on your arm unless you know exactly what the questions are, and i'm sorry I was trying to write this comment quickly before my dinner got cold and didn't have time for correct grammar.
missrawrzy 0
Oh and if the teacher thought that this person had answers written on his arms then he/she would get up and get a closer look at the kids arms.
anorexicbarbie 8
You're such a dumbass it's unreal.
aardvarkish 17
Good call, 141. Also, some schools, at least in Europe, have school on Saturday and not on Wednesday. Just throwing it out there.
missrawrzy 0
How am i a dumbass? The only stupid thing I have said is how could you get a math test back on saturday.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Aard- I didn't know that. Interesting! missrawrzy (I think that's what your name is)- So, you were in a rush for dinner and didn't have time to type properly. What's your excuse now? Edit: You can write the mathematical formulas and when to use them on your arm. It's entirely possible.
missrawrzy 0
That is very true I didn't think about writing the formulas down I was thinking about equations because i'm in algebra. I don't understand whats wrong with my grammar though, but I could be over looking a stupid mistake.
missrawrzy 0
Did it not show my comment "Oh now I see my mistakes"? I don't see it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't see anything that jumps out at me in terms of your grammar. Pardon me if I'd said grammar. I meant spelling. No, your comment didn't show up.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I had a couple of math teachers who made up the tests from problems that were on the homework. The OP could have a teacher who does the same thing. That is just another possibility as to how the OP could have written the answers to a math test on their arm.
missrawrzy 0
Which words did I spell wrong? Well besides teacher in the beginning but that was a typo.