Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "**** YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.
cantfightfate 0
and who the hell gets their arms waxed? lol
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Comments (196)
rwctkd95 0
who wants to go around looking like chubucka?
myth454 2
it's spelled chewbacca
lilmissJESSY 0
at least shave it..... the teacher is hella stupid for assuming that you cheated on a math test. is the teacher bald?
missrawrzy 0
What does being bald have to do with anything?
brennboo 3
The teacher is probably jealous of OP's overly-hairy arms because he has none of his own!
missrawrzy 0
haha mabye
lbeer 1
hehe mabye she was just jealous about how you look more manly than her
DaleksAreEpic 0
(hey look, I can be a troll, too!) YDI FOR BEING A HUMAN.
bigbadtim 7
Congrats.
RachelHellYeah 0
Don't shave/wax, because I'm pretty sure your a guy... Maybe you could....cut your arms off? No one would accuse you of cheating then:D
RachelHellYeah 0
You're**
SluggerJ 7
WTF are you doing at school on a Saturday?
gibby1235 6
maybe it happened yesterday and he forgot to post it.
ddinspire6 10
Just cause it was posted on a saturday doesnt mean it happened on a saturday. All FML's say "today," at the beginning.
fridaf 0
dumb teacher is dumb
blanketisawesome 0
You deserve it for not taking very good care of yourself.
GruntyGunner 0
Tell an administrator or something
thestarsarelove 0
Seriously dude. Just shave your arms.
pinkdottedbow 0
Who the hell shaves their arms? That makes it come back so much worse.