Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML
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Top comments
achoo123 13
Next time make her sit in the back, just don't let her drive with you at all.
mom_of_5 10
Next time, tell her you'll turn the car around and NO ONE will be getting ice cream :-) On a more serious note, in majority of traffic tickets if you take the time to actually go to court and plead no contest, they'll waive the ticket and have you pay just court costs.
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Comments (58)
foxmatrix15 8
Hope she is a great cook I would get her to clean my place and cook for an extra few weeks. Don't sweat it I'm sure she feels guilty but loves you.
MRSwick2525 23
Are you serious?!?!?!?
kingoftheawkward 5
make her walk next time. worked for me!
FalloutScrolls 25
What kind of water headed moron plays around with the freakin steering wheel when the car is in motion!? Holy shit, I'd never let that woman in my car ever again if not just for MY safety, but everyone else's!
beeferjay 34
they have tasteless fiber powder for sale at your local drugstore... make your wonderful mother a drink and let her relax because being awesome is hard work
The_Basileus 9
Tell her to grow the **** up if she wants to drive with you in the future.
annabee95 22
Why was she tugging?
Danishduckling 20
Wow, If anyone did that while I was driving I'd stop the car immediately and tell them to leave the car - Nobody is important enough that I risk mine or others lives while driving just because they're being assholes. YDI
suosi 21
quit riding with her