Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance information, but he said it was invalid because it didn't show an expiration date. When I pointed out the information he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me a ticket anyway. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Top comments
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Either you look very sensible, or you come across as a total liability.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I wouldn't worry to much OP. It may mean you look classy!
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Comments (42)
xTrepidation 14
He gave you the old compliment sandwich. He was nice, slammed you with the ticket and back to nice. I say this is a win for you OP at least he wasn't a total dick and a speeding ticket is nothing, depending on your age you can get supervision and keep your record clean.
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
Maybe you look responsible! Cause that's a hard look to pull off.
jc10x 8
Either you look responsible or the cop recognizws you from past tickets lol.
worldclassrager 41
Take it any way you want OP...the choice is yours...
ally8 21
So wtf are you complaining about?!
sprinkesrdelish 5
I don't understand how not getting a second ticket for not having your insurance card on you is an fml
XUDT72 24
Wouldn't have gotten the speeding ticket if that were the case. lol
hardcorepuppy 8
How does that suck. I'm sorry but you don't deserve to put this on fml
MidnaLink 35
People who don't have insurance are those who can pay for any damage and tickets themselves w/o worry (CEO types, managers, owners). I think the cop called you poor, in the way that you NEED insurance to pay.
neverfear 6
So u got by without gettin a ticket.. Tell me again why this is a bad thing?