Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
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Castlehard 2
Uhm..... retarded xD
kerrygirl 13
i really doubt anyone could be that stupid.....
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Comments (226)
Connkidd 0
PEOPLE stop trying to do tricks and shit with your expensive things!!! YDI
Norwegian_Wood 4
....Wow. You're an idiot. YDI. Completely. But sadly, I do believe someone could be this stupid. There are some really stupid people in the world.
blazingman311 1
Smashing.
little_birdie 0
my parents just got me one this christmas- im still a child an would not think of doing that- retard. what is your problem????? YOU totally brought this on yourself. good luck wih telling whoever got you it what happened!
stewietm 0
well if you just got it for Christmas take it to customor service and say when u oppened it on Christmas day it was all messed up like some retard at the store tried to balance it on their finger like the girl on the box XD.
popoman 0
And that shows the idiocy of our legal system. Let's reward the idiots. You burned yourself with hot coffee from McDonald's. Multimillion dollar lawsuit. You broke your laptop by following the advertisement. Free laptop. You put highlighter on your face and got a rash. LAWSUIT!!! Something needs to change.
newsgit 0
#136, that coffee gave her 3rd degree burns for which she needed surgery. That's ******* hot coffee. McDonalds had gotten complaints about the temperature of their coffee before and had done nothing. While the woman should not have been holding the coffee with her thighs, McDonalds hadn't even given her a cardboard ring to hold her coffee with (like you see at starbucks).
capricaz 0
I don't understand how people can be so careless! If you wanted to try it you should have at least done it over your bed...... idiot
jessxoxo28 5
wow, stupid much? lol since this is anonymous, im guessing ur a guy?
TheLetterZero 7
Wow, stupid much? Since you can't spell "you're", I'm guessing you're a dumb teenager?
blazingman311 1
Wow, stupid much? Ever heard of capital letters?
semisanity 0
Not all teenagers are stupid. "ur" is just like "your". In internet speak, they can both be used in any situation. =P
Dont_Explain 3
Wow, stupid much? Lol. Since this is sexist towards men, I'm guessing you're an old 'femi-nazi'?
MandysLife 0
Don't try this at home, kids.
MisterZzyzx 0
Idiots don't deserve nice things.
xXFML03Xx 0
can you say ******* stupid!why the hell would I even try that?!- psshh idiot!