Today, I got a job in my university library. My job title is technical services. My actual job is pulling off the book label for the scanner and putting a new one on. For six hours a day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I'm a graduate but still an unpaid intern. My daily work is folding letters and putting them into envelopes. The sad thing is, I actually enjoy doing it. FML
Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML
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Top comments
1_goodreason 0
On the bright side... You have a job!
perdix 31
Suck it. You're in Texas, you should be grateful you have an indoor job. When I see those poor bastards working on the roads, or building houses or mowing lawns (and all of us know what the vast majority of them look like), I admire their willingness to work like that and am not all that concerned exactly how they got into this country. When I was in college, I had a job in the library drilling holes through several issues of magazines and journals and binding them together between pieces of cardboard. It would have totally sucked, except the university subscribed to a wide array of **** "for research purposes." jkjkjk!
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Comments (103)
EmoOrange 0
How much does that pay?? does it require college? lol
Torettox84 2
It might be "boring", but not FML worthy ;-)
jibz 6
What's with all the FMLs about people complaining about their jobs? ****, work isn't supposed to be fun. This isn't an FML, this is just another person thinking their job should be easy and they'll sail through life. YDI, OP. Quit whining.
ktbird 0
Exactly. Welcome to the real world.
sourgirl101 29
My job is fun.
gambol 10
Shoot, I'll take his job if he doesn't want it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You're sincerely bitching because your first day of work wasn't a delight? Maybe that was the quickest thing to train you on and once you finish up the backlog, there will be more duties. But even if that's all you'll ever do, you should be grateful to have a job and not a bad one at that. Quit if it's so demeaning to you.
nickrob711711 0
your an idiot, there are thousands of people out of work and your complaining about something that's easy money? FYL FOR BEING A MORON!
Cheeznibbler 0
Says the person with most retarded pro pic in the world... MORON
KilIjoy 0
hey, it's a JOB. You're not paid to have fun.
TheNewGuy03 29
there are similarly boring (and more boring) jobs out there that pay less. also, there are people who have shitty jobs and get less money, as well as the unemployed. i would kill for your hours. point is: be grateful for what you *do* have. it's easy, and you're getting paid for it (presumably). |the kid|
idio_fml 0
******* quit then stop bitching
dannyswin 0
would u rather be broke?
seymourlilly17 0
That sounds fun, no lie.