Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
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Top comments
julfunky 29
Seriously? How the hell do you not notice until after she’s done? They have you look right in the mirror as they do it.
RichardPencil 32
Did you fall asleep as she was hacking away? Hopefully, some cancer patients got beautiful wigs made of your involuntary donation.
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Comments (15)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Lost in Translation... is an over-rated piece of shit. And how the hell did you not notice?
Susan Yee 9
How you didn’t say anything? Every time I get a haircut, from different hairstylists (I haven’t found the one I like), they always confirm how much hair to cut.
Franklin George Clapp 4
Well when you get your haircut at Wal-Mart you can’t really complain to much. 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️