Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, as a college student on a budget, I treated myself to a haircut. The stylist asked if I liked it, even though it was much shorter than I wanted, and I said yes. When I got home, my roommate asked if I had joined the military. My mom asked if I was OK. I'm wearing hats for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
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whosawkwardnow 0
was it really short? it's winter, so if it was, that might've been al she meant.
me5 0
Yeah you shouldn't have paid. Sue ensues!
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Comments (74)
sparxva 12
Or she meant that it is cold out and you no longer have the hair style of a feral sheep. YDI but you missed why.
razorp 0
it's hair, it'll grow back
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If she said it in a joking way, then I am pretty sure the "counter lady" meant that it was cold outside and a hat would help keep you warm. If she said it in a serious matter, you simply smile back, walks towards the door, ignite your Molotov cocktail, throw it at the "counter lady", and watch the hilarity ensue. Either method will keep you warm and fuzzy inside.
saladgirl123 0
maybe she ment bcos its cold and your hair got shorter you need a hat...
hattt 0
I'm a hatt :D lol
angiechaton 0
LOL
figurey 0
so? may be just cold outside, don't see the FML factor here
lalaland1513 0
ya, she probly meant that it's gonna be cold and that you will need a hat. no need to overreact to what people say. I mean, not every one is gonna like how you look :/
GCali4 0
@3 just what i was thinking too. about the weather.
spitfire835 0
if you didn't check to see if your hair was all jacked up before paying the RECEPTIONIST then you deserve it.
laurabloodycasin 0
I'm a receptionist at a salon. I wouldn't do this