Health: Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle...

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:16

The irony is uncanny!

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:18

At least you were wearing a helmet... Oh wait.

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laureennrosee 3

Wednesday 13 November 2013 6:25

Ironic.

MrSmarts 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:20

Was there one that didn't fall of? Cuz you should buy that one

nmrg 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 9:27

Hehe, this is great. Sorry for the ironic head injury.

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:07

The irony is just to much to handle

shahir 3

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:20

Awesome!

bdog232210 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:21

Oh the irony

knick64 7

Thursday 14 November 2013 9:39

Anti-FML: Today, a shelf of bicycle helmets fell on my head, but I had just caught a leprechaun so the first one to fall protected me from the rest!

josh_man96 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 13:20

well you can't ask someone for a refund because you may have damaged the helmet

gaia5x 2

Friday 15 November 2013 1:09

Oh the irony...

keyofdestiny13 24

Monday 18 November 2013 7:47

Such irony. Hope it wasn't too bad, OP!

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