Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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Top comments
caroline081287 0
Why are there so many people saying she deserves it? Some people wash their faces every day and still get acne because of bad genes or other factors.
mattk13555 0
wow lol thats mean!
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Rican7 0
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shoieb9 14
Happy Birthday!
Lucky_Adi 0
well, atleast she cares?
lovely_lady_712 0
dang, i was about to say that..
suzannasaurusrex 0
Offer to give her the number of the dermatologist who does your grandma's Botox. Seriously, as good as her intentions may have been, she came off as a bitch.
maria101 0
your mad because your bf's mom gave you something you probably need and that actually WORKS!( i tried it)?? come on and she did it for a good reason i wouldnt take it as an insult and say FML like you i would say omg thnx alot!:D*smiles*...u totally deserved it for being bitchy-.-
kile88 2
actually roaccutane is almost always successful :/
manutd3287 0
Save like $200 and go get atralin and benzaclin and your problems will be solved in months. And maybe you can get laid for the first time in years sweety.
xsmiLey_faceex3 0
Wow don't be such a piss off dam -.-
Lisa89 3
Well maybe you need it...
rlet 1
how f-up is your face????
xshinexbrite96xx 0
awww thats sad. dont worry! your face is not f****d up! atleast the mom likes you enough to want you to be in their christmas pictures!! your acne will go away soon...