Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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caroline081287 0
Why are there so many people saying she deserves it? Some people wash their faces every day and still get acne because of bad genes or other factors.
mattk13555 0
wow lol thats mean!
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Comments (129)
indoorrecess 0
ouch that hurts
thesunshotme 0
Whoa, proactiv is pretty expensive. And hey, she thinks you're part of the family. Isn't that a good thing? BTW, don't use proactiv.... I use Benzaclin, it's prescription and expensive, but works like a charm.
bored690 0
Proactiv is good! I use it and it cleared up my skin a fair bit. She might have just been trying to help, jeez. don't take everything as a personal attack!
ensemble 0
well, it was rude. I'm not saying you should take care of your looks and your acne just to impress other people, but it would be cool for your boyfriend. I bet he doesn't like your acne but he didn't want to be rude and say it.
shesamazin 0
thats very rude but hey atleast you don't have to buy it yourself.
emzilly1 0
definitely wasn't how she should have gone about it, but it really seems like she just wants to help.
danniexo 0
ha on my birthday two years ago my boyfriends mom called me a *****, *****, bitch all because i aperently made her son be with me for my birthday.she wont let us date anymore... people suck ass seriously
maryburnsgreen 0
stop ******* bitching if YOU don't care about YOUR face you're gonna bitch at HER for caring!? bitch go to hell(:
alex6946 10
i need ProActiv :(
shaana_fml 0
It just means she cares about you an sees this as a long term relationship with her son. Don't take it too personally she may just not have any idea how to show she cares. There are people like that who have good intentions but poor delivery.