Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
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Top comments
xsweetlysour 0
Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!
Mortal_Light 0
Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.
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Comments (259)
roflcopter1 0
...maybe if u didnt tint your windows more than legally allowed u wouldnt have this problem
ksackal91 0
How do you know it's not legally allowed in New Jersey? Different places have different laws.
voiceofreason2 0
Not allowed on front windows in NJ. None. Period. Op deserved it
thatguynamedsky 32
it didn't say front windows...
crudeandrudeguy 29
When a cop approaches your car do you roll down your back window?? Thick...
Tri_fml 5
@ #4 - 20% isn't that dark at all. Is well within legal limits and counts as a light tint o.o
Becca_BooP 8
Actually the lower the number the darker the tint, I just had this conversation last night with a cop (also a good friend) 20% is dark and in a lot of states illegal, in my state anything lower then 32% is illegal.
Ash1179 17
indeed, it goes on light penetration (20%= 20% light can get through)
sincerelysarah 0
Faaailll
xir0nm4n 0
Dude, I would have done the exact same thing.
chiccadora 0
your abbs r amazing! ;)
damoDYNAMITE 0
what abs? xD
AlexAnn87 1
Dude! I looked at ur profile and well I know where u live hahaha well where in Texas bc my aunt lives there hahaha strange!
CoDandBlowjobs 8
Well someone's thirsty
racketracer 0
wow, i love it
jew_fml 0
total YDI. ruining for your window is far more appealing than getting shot in the head.
sarahvalasco 0
wow that sucks at least you didn't ruin your tint
reefers 0
#7- i dont think you've ever gotten your windows tinted? lemme guess your benz that daddy bought you already had the exact tint you asked for. they recommend 24-48 hours without rolling down your windows to prevent bubbles and/or scratches in the tint. Cops are paranoid idiots that profile.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Cops are not paranoid idiots. Become one and see how ******* hard it is for yourself. I'm not a cop myself, and I don't understand how it feels to be one, but I can see why they fear for their lives, because their job is more dangerous than how it's portrayed on TV and in movies. People need to shut the **** up with that "cops are stupid" bullshit.
T1A2Z3 35
I mean maybe if everyone in America didn't carry a gun, cops included this crazy stuff wouldn't happen.
Tick_fml 0
LOLLL. funny as hell!
sbcpunkrocker 0
#20 - tint is unnecessary, stupid and draws attention to your vehicle. It has nothing to do with luxury or wealth OP - you deserved it. You turned and faced a cop after exiting your car, how else do you think he is going to interpret it?
NicholasShreds 0
you're an idiot. Tint keeps the sun from roasting the inside of your car, and it keeps it out of your eyes.