Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
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xsweetlysour 0
Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!
Mortal_Light 0
Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.
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BamBam_17 0
Too bad. If you had a sunroof, you should have just opened that. Lol. FTW.
fmllmao123 0
BAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope the tints were worth it
BamBam_17 0
Too bad. If you have a sunroof, you should have just opened that. Lol. FTW. But on the otherhand, the officer made the right choice. How was he supposed to know what you were going to do? He probably thought you were going to pull a gun on him or something.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Opening your door WITHOUT giving him a reason was stupid. You should have done something to tell him you can't roll down the windows.
bravesman1983 0
Window tinting is lamer than a horse with four broken legs.
FcukML 0
dude, i feel you. i've been there
kelther 0
don't... DO THAT lol
crowdish 0
Did you get pulled over for having tinted windows? lol
DStro 0
You could have just waited for him to get close enough to tell him that, even through a window. Then you might not have to roll down your windows. If he still wants you to open your window, you just have to do what he says!
FcukML 0
@46, almost everywhere that you get good tint done they tell you not to roll down your windows for at least a week (2 weeks in cold weather). the reason for this is because it takes that long for the glue under the film to dry properly. if you roll down your windows right away it will cause the tint to move and it won't be aligned the way you want it. i'm not trying to flame you, just trying to help people better understand his situation.