Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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This_Guy 0
Girls need to stop giving guys ultimatums. Why can't we have both?
djh1996 0
Lemme guess...you never banged him???
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Comments (472)
Loony_fml 4
FYI: Girls come and go, but WoW is soulbound. Serves you right for asking him to choose between WoW and you. He probably chose WoW just to spite you... plus, have you tried playing it? It's a pretty fun game. And you know what they say... if you can't beat 'em, join them.
jdawg777 0
Why???
SierraStabler 0
To all of those that are calling gamers nerds: Nerds > Jocks Really. Nerdy guys have to be the best type of guy.....unless they ignore you for video games. But hey Jocks can ignore for sports and such. op....I would suggest just asking him to cut back... oh well....too late
Jakester 0
you should have surprised him by dressing up as a sexy elf and maybe he would have changed his mind
xpxp2002 4
WTF is wrong with him? Why would you choose WoW over gf? Then again, YDI too because you girls always like guys like that, instead of the guys who would choose their gf over a video game.
24skunks 0
Unless he was so obsessed that he literally never spent time with you, you deserve it. I would have broken up with you too if you had told me it was either you or my hobby. It's not even about the video game; it's the fact that no one who makes you choose between a hobby and them is worth being in your life unless you're REALLY addicted to whatever it is.
hannaiswhite 0
wanna give me your ex boys number? i love Wow. and we could be in a group together. :)
youretoopicky 0
You are too good for him. You will realize you are happier for not having to deal with that later. I had the same problem.
skullbuster 0
I can't decide what is more pathetic: the thought of you screeching it's either WoW or me, him choosing the game, or the page long analyses in the comment section. FYLs for everyone!!
who_rollerpig 4
this is so similar to an old fml...i think this is fake!