Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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hard worker
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
BoldMoveCotton
Pleasant Hill, United States
Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML
sad face
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
ohwell
Arlington, United States
Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Anonymous
Woburn, United States
Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave. Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.
SirSantpoort 0
Its a boss.. They are all like that.,
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Comments (88)
Kylarm 0
Wow that blows they must not of liked you..........
Gonzmarg 0
Why aren't more people blaming the OP? They were probably a horrible employee.
imright24 0
You obviously sucked at your job. YDI.
iHateThisLife 10
Well, cross that job off ur future job references and learn to have lasting impression in ur work and on ur employers!
fearfulsymmetry 1
Sooo...uhhh...you quit and now you're bitching because your boss is happy with that? Is there a "I don't give a ****" button somewhere around here?
at1325 0
**** you for being a shitty employee. maybe everyone at work hated you because you whined and cried and bitched over stupid shit there like you just did here.
galm666 0
My last boss almost cried when I handed in my notice. She's a great woman, I was a bit sad to do it, but career interests and all. It also bugged me since I had a bit of a crush on her, but being a professional, I'm against pursuing that.
ChristianLueder 0
That sucks
wriptidez 0
boss suck
p33lzhear 6
you were prolly sucking at your job and putting the bare minimum knowing you were gonna quit. you just saved your boss from having to fire you. bosses know when your looking to bolt