Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hard worker
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
BoldMoveCotton
Pleasant Hill, United States
Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML
sad face
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
ohwell
Arlington, United States
Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Anonymous
Woburn, United States
Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave. Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.
SirSantpoort 0
Its a boss.. They are all like that.,
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Comments (88)
sammyderose123 0
Lol, I had that happen too! But I found a better job and so might u (and I found it the next day)
saywhaaat_01 0
hahaha
amazinemo578 4
hello maj. bitch boss
sam_08_fml 0
Does it really matter since your only there for a couple more weeks, or are you hurting cause now you know your a terrible employee?
Jewelofagal 2
"you're"
cowgod123 0
ur
jose1760 1
You must be lazy, fat and ugly.
Mirorbo 27
Were you expecting him to beg for you to stay? You turning in your two weeks means you're willingly quitting. In other words, no unemployment benefits for you for him to worry about.
fireblait 0
sucks..
trends1 0
What did you expect him to do......... Cry, Hug you, throw a goodbye party for you as well............ The world does not revolve around you and people dont always have the same outlook on life...... so you expecting him not to say that was DUMB......
MidnightOne 3
You're leaving. Who gives a **** what your soon-to-be former boss thinks?
trends1 0
Hahahaha !! :)