Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
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Gixie 25
Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.
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TorisaurusRexxx 10
I'm just curious as to where he learned to do that.
JamieLT 22
Son problems. Maybe try to start with plastic utensils?
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Comments (82)
thapora 8
Try teaching him if he stabs you ur going to smack the shit out of him, I'm sure he"ll never do it again
gothmo 8
Parents today are such pushovers. If I had done that I would have been spanked so hard, and guaranteed would never do it again.
3rdbass 9
"GOTHmo" yep, no repercussions here.....
upallnight11 19
He's just showing you who's the boss.
simsgirlgem 25
Parents now a days don't want to stunt their childs growth so they don't spank I can assure you if I had done crap like that I get a spanking and if bad enough sat in the corner on my knees with sand
SoultheWolf 19
I agree that spanking is somethings the right thing to do, but how the hell does it stunt the child's growth? o.O
swanheart 35
Maybe they meant emotional growth? Though I don't know how that works either...
TKA2012 6
O.G. XD
Nm_fml 10
Ok I agree that your life sucks, AND I also think you deserved it. How old is this child that you can't take a fork away from him?? Who's the parent??
still_guns 16
Erm, give him a plastic one? Or he just eats with a soon until he learns he can't cut a potato without a knife and fork. Better still, give him a spork!
SoultheWolf 19
Why did you not start with the plastic ones for babies that aren't sharp at all?
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
I think that junior played COD at a friends house once...
pheonix_flash 7
Itsperfectly normal for aboy this age to be doing so. As long as he doesnt have any younger siblings arround to catch him for ypu.