Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
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Gixie 25
Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.
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TorisaurusRexxx 10
I'm just curious as to where he learned to do that.
JamieLT 22
Son problems. Maybe try to start with plastic utensils?
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Comments (82)
DDCA 24
Don't **** with a BG!
Silly_Lilly6969 23
I'm so not sorry for laughing my ass off
Marakie 16
Kids are kids what can you do
Morgiepoooh9822 17
That's the best way to use forks! Using em for eating is so old school. You gotta shank people with them!
Xalandra 17
Okay this is when you take the fork out of his hand and give his hand a quick little smack. Not hard or rough, just a little one to give him a shock. He'll learn quickly that you do not shank people with utensils (or anything else for that matter) if he thinks he can get away with stabbing people now he'll keep doing it later. Give him a little discipline and he'll quit.
kzai 16
Should've used plastic!
MakinMills 12
he knows what he wants to be when he grows up!
aliabchal 7
Thanks for the laughs!! Awesome
KingDead 18
Cute, he'd make for a good rogue in WoW. Or real life..
chuckcloninger 12
Spanking?