Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
It's ok, OP. You can now point at the stomach in response to several things. "Why didn't you go to the supermarket?" "Didn't you say you were going to do the dishes this time?" "What am I getting for my birthday?" The list goes on and on.
PhoenixChick 26
I didn't know you could spend that much on a cooler. You should take it back and get something to prepare for the baby.
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Comments (89)
withered 30
The perks of being with a golddigger. Is this really the guy you want to have kids with?
maspeno6 6
Did you agree beforehand that you were going to do gifts? Because if not, there's no reason to expect him to get you one. Lots of couples ignroe Valentine's day. He probably got snarky with you because you put him on the defensive by demanding a gift when he had no idea you thought he'd get you one.
Justagirl97 9
lol, sounds like something my bf would do. I'm 7 and a half months pregnant.
cannbend 11
...why are you reproducing?
NinePlusTen 4
Ydi just like everyone complaining about their significant other
kaykay216 1
How did he know you were 3 MONTHS PREGNANT before you!? Impossible.
DeadxManxWalking 27
what cooler costs $300? use that money for something more useful, like baby stuff
Killnot123 6
How would he know and not you?
griddy24 18
“Gave”