Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.
you_failed 15
Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.
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Comments (140)
kittea86 0
so.. few ppl practice what they preach. its not like u have to tell the class
carlycar97 0
these kids must be learning a lot from you.
Whitewall_fml 2
Oh the Irony.
Bleepbloop360 7
Practice what you preach
Robin132 3
Hypocritical basterd
TreeStarOsaurus 0
Via text? Umm, probably not the best way to break the news.
Rxoxdx 0
Irony works in mysterious ways
dianadoll 23
practice what you preach? haha congratulations you soon to be daddy:)
Screwwedd 12
No Irish Person actually says High School. Secondary Schools! It's always Secondary Schools.
greeneye_fml 12
Safe sex option C - the Falcon Punch.