Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I taught my daughter to tell a teacher if she was being bullied. My husband however taught her teachers are useless, and if you punch bullies in the balls really hard, they will bend forwards which puts them in a good position for an uppercut that will knock out teeth. The school is furious. FML
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puppyXluvz123 9
That just shows what our world has come to...
Ambient25 25
You could use your teacher as an example of "Unfair Criticism" instead
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Comments (113)
xcam1995 6
Haters will be haters. Ask him if he wants some lunch money.
klovemachine 24
I think the teacher needs to be smacked around a little bit. Maybe even flogged :O
perdix 31
Sounds like you really made an impression on the teacher and made her intervene in a bullying incident. You should have made it more clear that teachers should STOP the bullies, not BE the bullies!
Enslaved 38
"Jeremy spoke in class today."
Pilkipedia 8
And he bit the recess ladies breast, oh how could I forget. Hit me with a surprise left...
Shortay123 14
The irony of this story is so tangible it's almost excruciating.
rmjohnspn521 4
You should have asked him "Is your homosexuality a serious topic?"
MindFreakazoid 10
Don't even.
Ameel_fml 19
Seriously? It's 2013 and people still think it's ok to mock homosexuality and make gay jokes at other people's expense? >_>
flockz 20
hey i think you're lost. Youtube is around the corner.
dakkat720 6
making fun of homosexuals is kinda fun.
BlackPhenom 9
You should've totally made an example out of him. you had nothing to lose there I reckon
olpally 33
Should have said this back to him... "Well, would you like to talk about douchebags, asshole?"
theawkwardlife 21
ohh the irony...
olpally 33
Thanks for pointing that out... Thumb it down, thanks for reading.
karlcolt45 19
next topic, how students don't intervene when teachers bully kids
DropBearMeat 23
I don't think your professor meant "serious" in the way you took it. I think your professor meant that you had chosen a topic upon which there isn't really any serious debate. Your professor is trying to get you to choose something to talk about which has more than one side and there's no immediately clear "right" answer. That way your supporting argument really feels like you're presenting hard evidence to make a case and convince your listeners. You chose a softball target and knocked it out of the park easily. It's just too easy to get people to agree with your side (the other side is indefensible). Pick a better topic next time and rise to the challenge. Your instructor isn't "bullying" you, but rather trying to get you to do better because he/she is confident that you can.
leogachi 15
That's just an assumption. I know plenty of assholes who actually try to defend bullying because they ARE the bullies. I think only OP can accurately guess what the professor meant because she is the only one who was there.
doglover100 29
There are those who say that bullying is a childhood stage that everyone goes through. That is just BS