Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
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Top comments
punchline_fml 5
Not exactly how you make fish and chips
loller27 6
how about fish food
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Comments (193)
gizmo62_fml 1
so what happened
chels1994 11
Why would you assume that'd be a good idea? Just go buy fish food...
nabila21 0
The only expensive thing that you can put food in is a laundry machine. And that food would be pudding. Just make sure someones not using it. I learned this from Garfield.
Sumo69 9
I remember my mom put cheese in my fish tank and killed all my piraña. She was like they just can't eat meat all the time.
llamafish 25
No offence, but I think your mother failed to comprehend the concept of a "carnivore".
luvstrckprncss 5
Sounds tasty (:
ForeverAloneGal 23
How or why? Please explain.
Beeisc00l 5
you f**kwit.
rubberduckie94 13
Everyone loves fish and chips, but I think the chips work out better if you use real potatoes
bubo_fml 11
Fattening up the ol' Sushi, eh?!
j_cat187 20
It jellow would have been cooler